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English translation: Pears are like women: the soft / ripe (quiet) ones are the best

07:47 Sep 22, 2014
Spanish to English translations [PRO]
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Spanish term or phrase: La pera y la mujer la que calla buena es
Can anyone help me with this saying, please? It is a quote at the beginning of a description for a pear tree (Pyrus cordata), so the slant is on the plant rather than the woman.

P.S. In the original it says "La pera y la mujer la que cala buena es", but I have only found google references to "calla"

Cheers,
C.
Chris Ellison
Spain
Local time: 01:40
English translation:Pears are like women: the soft / ripe (quiet) ones are the best
Explanation:
This is for the original proverb, which you've put as the question term. It's usually "la que calla es buena". What it means is that the best pears, like the best women, are "quiet", women because they keep their mouths shut and pears because if they're ripe, soft and juicy they don't make a crunching sound when you cut them open or bite into them.

"-LA MUJER Y LA PERA, LA QUE CALLA ES BUENA. La mujer por discreta y la pera porque no relincha al cortarla."
http://www.funjdiaz.net/folklore/07ficha.php?ID=1135

"La pera i la dona, la que calla és bona (Significa que la pera millor és la que és sucosa i blana)"
http://www.elrefranyer.com/ref/la-pera-i-la-dona-la-que-call...

This is not very PC, to put it mildly, and in English, literally translated as "quiet", it doesn't even have the saving grace of being a familiar proverb. Anyway, I'm not sure English-speaking readers would understand what a "quiet" or "silent" pear might mean. Maybe it would be best to put "soft" or "ripe", which is what it really means in relation to pears.

I admit, though, that it remains a sexist remark, and I don't know whether you would want to use it.

Anyway, your text apparently has "cala" instead of "calla". I don't know whether this is just a mistake or a deliberate variant. If they really mean "cala", and it's a wordplay on the original proverb, I would guess that it might mean "well-drained", since one meaning of calar is "permitir que un líquido pase a través de él". But in that case I have no idea how you would capture that wordplay in English; it really seems impossible.

This may be a case for a translator's note. Anyway, I think the above is an explanation, if not a viable translation.

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 08:51:18 GMT)
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Thinking about this further, since it's talking about the pear tree itself, I think "cala" is probably what they do mean, and that it is a play on words, since Spanish readers will know the version with "calla". So really (if I'm right) the message is "pear trees should be planted in well-drained soil", and frankly there's not much point in trying to render the original proverb, since it would not really be relevant.

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 08:56:37 GMT)
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Well, it's a view I've heard expressed ;) But seriously, if "cala" is right this is mission impossible.

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 09:17:47 GMT)
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Unless you make up a phony proverb of your own:

"Pear trees, like bathrooms, should be well drained".

As you said earlier in another place, tongue in cheek :)

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 09:36:06 GMT)
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Yeah, I'm not sure drainage is the issue. It was the only thing that occurred to me for "cala".
I like that one! It's still sexist, though, admittedly no more than the original, and in fact it's a bit less offensive, though English is less tolerant than Spanish in that area. Maybe there's a way of doing it without referring to women...
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Charles Davis
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3 +1Pears are like women: the soft / ripe (quiet) ones are the best
Charles Davis
3a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption
Carol Gullidge


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a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption


Explanation:
"It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption." - Edward Bunyard, 'The Anatomy of Dessert'

This is the only reference I can find that mentions both pears and silence! However, it does sam relevant to the subject although I do think the quotation could be shortened if you need it to be more punchy (?)
And of course it would be extremely sexist to make any mention of women and silence - and in any case, I can't think of any well-known sayings that do this for both women and pears.

Here are two more proverbs that just might fit the bill (albeit with no mention of silence)

"Plant pears for your heirs." - English proverb

"A pear will never fall into a closed mouth." - Italian proverb

These all come from http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/12-quotes-about-pears.h...

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Note added at 54 mins (2014-09-22 08:42:04 GMT)
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and you're right, it is "calla" and not "call"!

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Note added at 55 mins (2014-09-22 08:42:57 GMT)
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sorry - blame the predictatext! "Call" should of course be "cala"

Carol Gullidge
United Kingdom
Local time: 00:40
Native speaker of: Native in EnglishEnglish
PRO pts in category: 138
Notes to answerer
Asker: That kind of pear dribbles all over your chin which definitely leads to slurping and lip smackingly loud appreciation! ;o)

Asker: Oh, and it's an app so no note probably. Will go back to the authors on this one then. Cheers.

Asker: I suggested the Bunyard quote to the client, but they rejected it. Nice try though. :o)

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54 mins   confidence: Answerer confidence 3/5Answerer confidence 3/5 peer agreement (net): +1
Pears are like women: the soft / ripe (quiet) ones are the best


Explanation:
This is for the original proverb, which you've put as the question term. It's usually "la que calla es buena". What it means is that the best pears, like the best women, are "quiet", women because they keep their mouths shut and pears because if they're ripe, soft and juicy they don't make a crunching sound when you cut them open or bite into them.

"-LA MUJER Y LA PERA, LA QUE CALLA ES BUENA. La mujer por discreta y la pera porque no relincha al cortarla."
http://www.funjdiaz.net/folklore/07ficha.php?ID=1135

"La pera i la dona, la que calla és bona (Significa que la pera millor és la que és sucosa i blana)"
http://www.elrefranyer.com/ref/la-pera-i-la-dona-la-que-call...

This is not very PC, to put it mildly, and in English, literally translated as "quiet", it doesn't even have the saving grace of being a familiar proverb. Anyway, I'm not sure English-speaking readers would understand what a "quiet" or "silent" pear might mean. Maybe it would be best to put "soft" or "ripe", which is what it really means in relation to pears.

I admit, though, that it remains a sexist remark, and I don't know whether you would want to use it.

Anyway, your text apparently has "cala" instead of "calla". I don't know whether this is just a mistake or a deliberate variant. If they really mean "cala", and it's a wordplay on the original proverb, I would guess that it might mean "well-drained", since one meaning of calar is "permitir que un líquido pase a través de él". But in that case I have no idea how you would capture that wordplay in English; it really seems impossible.

This may be a case for a translator's note. Anyway, I think the above is an explanation, if not a viable translation.

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 08:51:18 GMT)
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Thinking about this further, since it's talking about the pear tree itself, I think "cala" is probably what they do mean, and that it is a play on words, since Spanish readers will know the version with "calla". So really (if I'm right) the message is "pear trees should be planted in well-drained soil", and frankly there's not much point in trying to render the original proverb, since it would not really be relevant.

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 08:56:37 GMT)
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Well, it's a view I've heard expressed ;) But seriously, if "cala" is right this is mission impossible.

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 09:17:47 GMT)
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Unless you make up a phony proverb of your own:

"Pear trees, like bathrooms, should be well drained".

As you said earlier in another place, tongue in cheek :)

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Note added at 1 hr (2014-09-22 09:36:06 GMT)
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Yeah, I'm not sure drainage is the issue. It was the only thing that occurred to me for "cala".
I like that one! It's still sexist, though, admittedly no more than the original, and in fact it's a bit less offensive, though English is less tolerant than Spanish in that area. Maybe there's a way of doing it without referring to women...

Charles Davis
Spain
Local time: 01:40
Works in field
Native speaker of: English
PRO pts in category: 123
Notes to answerer
Asker: "Ripe" women are the best...?? Charles! ;o)

Asker: Oh, and it's an app so no note probably. Will go back to the authors on this one then. Cheers.

Asker: Shame. Don't want to admit defeat - I've done so well on some of the others. :o)

Asker: I like the idea of making up proverbs. :o) But according to the description this tree will grow in all conditions, on any soil type so maybe "A pear tree is like a good woman: it will put up with anything"? ;oP


Peer comments on this answer (and responses from the answerer)
agree  Sophie Cherel: Sophie Cherel: Nice explanation and line of thought on drainage... Difficult one. Or 'pears are like women: the silent ones are sweetest.' or 'A good pear is like a sweet woman: silent.' or 'Pears, like women, are sweetest when soft.' Hm
1 hr
  -> Thanks, Sophie :) Great ideas! If you're going to keep the woman/pear comparison, "sweet" is a very good idea.
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